One of the worse nightmare for parents is for their kids to see them, not in a heated discussion, but in a steamy intimate activity.
A blogger Irish mom named Emma Lou Harris described what she called the encounter as “traumatic” for her and her husband when her four-year old daughter, Frankie, stormed in to their room while her arse is lingering up and Joe pulling her hair and both feeling like a yoga instructor.
Parents caught in the act
“There’s an inevitable moment in every parents life when your children catch a glimpse of something you’d much rather they didn’t,” Harris said as she tell her story in her blog about this incident, adding that she would give serious consideration to hypnosis just to erase the “deeds” from her daughter’s traumatized memory boxes.
Harris continued as saying she had two full beers that night and Joe had emptied the dishwasher without having to be asked.
Emma and Joe had few drinks before things got steamy.
“I knew right then and there it was game on. Pants… off!,” Harris humorously said.
The couple hurriedly put the kids to bed as quickly as a “lightning” as possible and put them to sleep.
“Mission slipping into other things commences for us as we hopped on straight down to sexy town,” Harris said.
Things were getting heated, she said.
“We were just getting to the bit of the act about half way through where you actually consider going professional and you wonder why you ain’t teaching these kinda moves on some sort of intense weekend course for beginners,” she described.
“There was nails digging and hair pulling and headboards knocking,” she added.
It was getting hotter like “Satan’s balls sack” and Harris was trying to hold in the noises of pleasure, until a word…
…interrupted their hot sexy evening delight session.
What was worse, Frankie screamed when Joe jumped off and nearly hit the ceiling fan exposing his “anaconda” down-there in front of the innocent daughter.
“I watched him, almost in slow motion fly through the air in panic, the anaconda swerving all over the place threatening to strangle me to death in the act,” she described further.
Harris said she immediately sat when she first heard the first “M” of “mammy”.
“My hair is looking like I’ve just had the misfortune of science project exploding in my face. Joe is huddled in the corner of the room under a white duvet, rocking back and forth like he’s going through an exorcism all the white muttering pleads to Jesus under his breath that this isn’t happening,” the blogger momma said.
After another few blinks, her vision became clearer and she realized that Frankie, her daughter, standing at the side of their bed.
Frankie at 4 years old
“For how long? Who f*cking knows!!!!!!!!!,” she said, adding that Frankie was rubbing her eyes while standing.
Frankie tells her she lost her soother in her bed and she need to look for it. Harris obliged.
Frankie wanders into her room and says nothing. Puts her soother in and goes back to sleep. While Harris and Joes stay awake all night staring at the ceiling and spoken not one word to each other.
“I don’t know what she saw that night. I can’t say for definite if she saw too much or if she saw anything at all,” she said.
All she know is, she said, if in the future:
“My poor poor innocent child ever comes to me and tells me she remembers a very vivid dream where two large warthogs were trying to give each other a hoosh over a wall or that two friggin taper were playing an aggressive game of twister…i guess I’ll have my answer,” Harris said.
She joked that she and Joe are due to finish their Trauma Counselling sometime in the year 2045 when Frankie brought that “dreams” up.
Harris’ facebook post garnered 2,300 likes, 373 shares and 567 comments from different parents who can actually relate of this kind of embarrassing encounter with kids showing up right in front of the bed while parents doing some adult deeds in a wee hour.
Some were tagging their wives or husbands to tell them that they are not alone of such experiences.
Read the entirety of Harris’ hilarious post here:
There’s an inevitable moment in every parents life when your children catch a glimpse of something you’d much rather…